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{"type":"standard","title":"The Garland Touch","displaytitle":"The Garland Touch","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7735882","titles":{"canonical":"The_Garland_Touch","normalized":"The Garland Touch","display":"The Garland Touch"},"pageid":14474130,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/The_Garland_Touch.jpeg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/The_Garland_Touch.jpeg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282160146","tid":"267d7df2-08de-11f0-9632-b61927e3e265","timestamp":"2025-03-24T18:31:07Z","description":"1962 studio album by Judy Garland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garland_Touch","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garland_Touch?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garland_Touch?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Garland_Touch"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garland_Touch","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Garland_Touch","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garland_Touch?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Garland_Touch"}},"extract":"The Garland Touch is the final studio album by Judy Garland. It was released on August 6, 1962, by Capitol Records. The album assembles recordings made for other projects: six previously unissued selections had been cut in London in early August 1960, while four songs had been previously released—two on the 1958 album Judy in Love and two from her recent 1961 single.","extract_html":"
The Garland Touch is the final studio album by Judy Garland. It was released on August 6, 1962, by Capitol Records. The album assembles recordings made for other projects: six previously unissued selections had been cut in London in early August 1960, while four songs had been previously released—two on the 1958 album Judy in Love and two from her recent 1961 single.
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