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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the submarine industry?","punchline":"It really took a dive...","id":95}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.","id":139}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What did the Java code say to the C code?","punchline":"You've got no class.","id":380}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":18}
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