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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a dyslexic poet write?","punchline":"Inverse.","id":132}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?","punchline":"It ended in a tie.","id":19}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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Erich Brenter was an Austrian who was noted for his skill at skibobbing. In 1964 he set the world record for downhill skibobbing speed, with a recorded top speed of 102 miles per hour (164 km/h). He reportedly held that record for 30 years. He was married to a Norwegian named Ranheid and was CEO of Brenter Snowbike.
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Julius Leopold Korngold was an Austrian music critic. He was the leading critic in early twentieth century Vienna, serving as chief music critic of the Neue Freie Presse from 1904 to 1934. His son was the composer Erich Wolfgang Korngold, whom he named after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, one of his favorite composers.
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