{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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